Do they break the glass? Do they call 911? Do the Dolphins think this quarterback situation is dire enough to utter the two words that could solve all their problems immediately?
These two words:
Brett Favre.
Followed by these two words:
Don't laugh.
Oh, that's not fair. Go ahead and laugh. It's funny. It's crazy. It's absurd. It'd be the most desperate act imaginable in a training camp where the Dolphins already have some measure of desperation.
But when you finish having a good chuckle, take a deep breath and ask yourself this: Doesn't this move make some good sense if Favre is healthy enough? Admittedly, that small word — if — can clog this dream up in a quick phone call.
But here's the laundry list of reasons why the Dolphins should be making that phone call to Hattiesburg, Miss.
1. With this defense, this team is an average quarterback away from a 10-win season that would save a lot of good work.
2. Favre is smart, very experienced at 41 and a one-year rental for only dollars, not draft picks.
3. For as bad as 2010 was for him, he's a season removed from a 33-touchdown, seven-interception season with Minnesota.
4. Brian Daboll, the new offensive coordinator, was Favre's quarterback coach in 2008 with the New York Jets.
5. He'd immediately turn the Dolphins from a team no one's talking about to one everyone is.
Don't dismiss that final point. The Dolphins' season-ticket sales have dropped off dramatically the last several years, a serious issue for the business side of this franchise.
Here's the real question: Is this franchise ready to set sail into 2011 with Chad Henne at quarterback? Because if they are, we're at the point it's time to stand up and say so.
Dolphins coach Tony Sparano did a commendable job when asked how he felt to hear fans boo Henne and chant, "We want Orton" at the welcome-back, feel-good practice at Sun Life Stadium on Monday.
"Besides the fact it really makes me sick?'' Sparano said.
The problem is, for the last six months everyone in the organization from the owner on down has discussed finding a quarterback to challenge Henne, at the very least. That's the mindset they've developed.
No matter what people think, General Manager Jeff Ireland and Sparano have built a solid roster. Look at it. The defense is one of the league's best. The offensive line, though costly, now looks solid. There are weapons like Brandon Marshall and Reggie Bush.
The special teams? Well, let's wait and see on that.
The point is, this team needs a quarterback. Maybe Henne becomes that guy. If not, the draft didn't bring anyone. Matt Moore isn't that guy. Kyle Orton was the hope, even Denver admitted Wednesday that deal is dead.
As the other answers fell away, one by one, isn't Favre the best answer? And might he not be the perfect one?
Will he want to play? Who knows? He's retired, after all. But that hasn't exactly stopped him in the past.
Favre could look at this defense, this offensive line, some of the weapons waiting for him and decide it's worth getting off the couch. He can't be happy he threw 11 touchdowns, 19 interceptions and had a 69.9 quarterback rating in his last year.
Is he healthy enough? Motivated enough? That's easy enough to find out. Pick up the phone. Make the call. Sell him on this role. (And by all means have him take a physical.)
When the Marlins hired 80-year-old Jack McKeon as manager, who didn't chuckle? But it made sense when you wrapped your mind around it. Look how it's played out, too.
Those "We Want Orton" chants weren't the time and place, just as Sparano said.
But here's another thought as this franchise keeps you wondering just what they think of their quarterback.
"We Want Favre."